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I used to write a check to my room mate and then she would write the rent check to the landlord. My checks to her always said “For: Sexual favors and drugs ;)” No one contacted us.

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Like the actual taliban would label their payments this way.

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Your right perhaps they’d use “Completely legitimate non-taliban misc expenses”

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Can you imagine how offended you’d be if these were serious payments and the bank suggested you were joking? I have a mental image of a jihadist having an meltdown because their bank didn’t take them seriously.

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I marked my rent payments to my roommate with “Cocaine and Hookers”, went on for years but his bank complained one day too.

Funny to imagine if the banks managers were actually using our money for exactly that, but marked as company expenses instead.

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UK even making you pay for a jihad license now.

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TV license, Jihad license, whats next? Terrorist bomb threat license?

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