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the so called freedom fighters on the right when i make a $500 wire transfer with the description “supplies for firebombing majorie taylor greene’s home on october 29th, 2027”

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I used to write a check to my room mate and then she would write the rent check to the landlord. My checks to her always said “For: Sexual favors and drugs ;)” No one contacted us.

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I marked my rent payments to my roommate with “Cocaine and Hookers”, went on for years but his bank complained one day too.

Funny to imagine if the banks managers were actually using our money for exactly that, but marked as company expenses instead.

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I’ve heard people doing this and then getting black listed from the entire banking system. Can’t open bank accounts, access any credit, and the banks don’t have to tell you why you’re blacklisted. It’s supposed to be very very difficult to undo.

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You havent truly lived unless you’ve been personally sanctioned by the international banking cartel.

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UK even making you pay for a jihad license now.

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TV license, Jihad license, whats next? Terrorist bomb threat license?

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