15 points

Gary chess has been too busy working on chess2 with magnet cumstain since you were going pipi in your pampers

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I’m on that Chess3 shit now. They have B-52s in that shit.

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Nobody listen to him. What he calls “Chess3” is going out to an abandoned crack shed where he’s going to do nothing but blare “Love Shack” while making you play at gunpoint.

Fourth worst chess experience of my life, wouldn’t even let me play Rock Lobster.

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94 points

Please switch to OpenChess, it is open source, community supported, and free. Yes it lacks some key features that chess has, namely pawns and rooks, but but there are several promising forks of the project that are working on these pieces.

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8 points

Oh god, please no, that’s too real

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3 points

True

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3 points

Not to mention the devs mega simped right before they left.

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6 points

What are you talking about, dude? They just patched that bug that let you castle along the file.

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12 points

Ah, yes. The Chess Company. Chess Co. Founded by Robert Chess.

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Robert Chess is a fraud. The real master mind behind chess was Thomas Chess. His brother just stole his idea and ran with it

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I still hate Clint Stealing. The founder of stealing. The world didn’t deserve this cruelty.

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5 points

Meanwhile algorithms were invented by a Persian scholar Muhammad Algorithm

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Not true, Thomas Chess has as much claim as Robert Chess regarding ownership since the roots of the original can be traced back to the notes of their father Sir Gary Chess the First.

The line is quite well preserved within the Chess family but internal conflicts are known to occur

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