171 points

Didn’t he tell them to “go fuck themselves?” 🤔

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He did and how he’s suprised I guess

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Poor Mr. Perfume he must REALLY need the money…

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34 points

Gambit? Masterful. Car door? Slammed. Dick? Fully inside car door. 12-D chess? Played. Same time tomorrow.

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Look at Mr. “Multple dicks to slam into car doors” over here 😆

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I was gonna say doors probably won’t chop a dick completely off, but if it’s a cyber truck all bets are off.

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5 points

X-Men names

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Ah yes I remember the Xmen known as dick, he had such a big…personality that sometimes he can be kind of a wanker🤣🤣

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13 points

So he’s the head of the conspiracy and should be the one charged?

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1 point

Did he just sue himself?

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165 points

Ah yes, suing your customers is a brilliant way to get more people to buy your stuff.

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So let me get this straight…

  1. buy a platform
  2. ruin it and push away advertisers
  3. tell them you don’t need them and they should go fuck themselves
  4. sue them for leaving

…?

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'5. Colonize Mars

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By this next next year… Definitely within the next 1000 months

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96 points

Advertisers have given me no moneys either.

Send cheque plz.

I’d really love to see fElon get what he wants here. One paid ad from all the companies.

“Elon fucks kids”

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18 points

Can I chip in on this…?

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7 points

yeah damnit, I waste my personal time having to watch the damn things. Advertisers should be paying us for the privilege of our attention.

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7 points

Send cheque plz

I read that in the voice of Mona-Lisa Saperstein from Parks and Rec

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6 points

Money pweeez!

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95 points

Suing former advertisers may possibly not be the best way to get other advertisers to come to your platform.

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