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Hey, my dad was a Marine and I take great offense at the suggestion that he ate crayons. He served in Vietnam; they smoked crayons, thank you very fucking much.

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how does that, er, work, exactly

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In an emergency situation a crayon can burn for up to an hour.

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I thought this place was for jokes. Why is there an infographic?

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100 percent. Just never mix Army and CIA. It spawns a level 5 entity that the black helicopter guys have to take care of.

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Eat raw wheat flour yeah 🤤

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I’m in a band that performs on occasion at CFBs (Canadian Forces Bases). We typically eat there and spend the night either in barracks or guest housing.

I have noticed that when we play for officers, dinner is like steak and lobster. When we play for enlisted, it’s more like high school cafeteria. The one and only time I had to excuse myself towards the end of a concert and miss the closing number was after eating at the enlisted mess and getting explosive diarrhea.

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I know from my wife that food in the CAF varies wildly from base to base. Some places are pretty good, others are dogshit.

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The one and only time I had to excuse myself towards the end of a concert and miss the closing number was after eating at the enlisted mess and getting explosive diarrhea.

I guess they’re training their soldiers for biological warfare.

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I suppose it is a kind of survival training? One of my bandmates who’s served came up after. “So here’s the deal. You watch what everyone else is eating. If they’re meticulously avoiding the peach cobbler or whatever it is, you F’ing stay away from that S if you know what’s good for you!”

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