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100 percent. Just never mix Army and CIA. It spawns a level 5 entity that the black helicopter guys have to take care of.

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Hey, my dad was a Marine and I take great offense at the suggestion that he ate crayons. He served in Vietnam; they smoked crayons, thank you very fucking much.

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how does that, er, work, exactly

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In an emergency situation a crayon can burn for up to an hour.

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The Vietnam vets I knew from the US army talked about the weirdly green gravy which was good, just green.

And a WWII Navy vet stationed on a carrier said the food was fine, but it was all piled on top of each other.

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My dad was in the coast guard. I’ll ask.

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It’s so nice to see Comic Sans actually being used for its intended purpose.

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Yes it actually looks great in the correct context, tbh.

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There are extensions to put it on all web pages

It’s easier to read for dyslexics and those with brain injuries

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Like, your browsers font settings.

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