I now want this and only this! Full 13 hour cut.
The voice part for sure… but pumping out 13 hours of that humor might be a considerable challenge.
Orodruin gives us a perfect glimpse at life in the Mordor empire. Everything was covered with dust.
ELROND: Men? Men are weak.
CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station
ELROND: That’s not the kind of strength I’m talking about…
CUNK: So what you’re saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?
ELROND: No. That’s not what I’m say-
CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?
Cunk on Tolkien when??
Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man’s relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?
Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.
Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔
Gandalf: 🤨
That’s human years, in hobbit years he’s 18.
Loli girls are still weird even if they’re technically 500 yrs old.
Baby Yoda still a baby even though he’s 500 yrs old.
If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he’s 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?
The loli thing is a fair point
Also Grogu is 50 not 500
