53 points

Typical Kennedy, leaving dead bodies all over the place.

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Yeah, but usually it’s American soldiers…ah, you didn’t think I’d counter a dark joke with a vietnam dark joke!

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Usually, but sometimes it’s a woman in a pond.

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I don’t get this reference. I didn’t find any info on Marilyn Monroe in a pond, BUT to my surprise/confusion I found MULTIPLE websites selling rubber ducks, and inflatable ducks made in the image of Marilyn Monroe as a yellow duckie. Selling anywhere from $5, to $40. To which that just adds MORE questions…

What am I missing here?

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*shrugs*

All right, I guess. He heard people calling Republicans weird and was like “Wait, don’t forget how weird I am, too!” because he wants to make sure everyone knows he’s still a Republican in his heart.

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He’s had insane shit with animals his whole life. In his teens he had a hawk that went everywhere with him. Check out the latest Behind the Bastards series on him it’s fuckin cray

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It’s looong but it’s so worth it.

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I don’t get how, in the span of about a decade, he went from being an intelligent activist to batshit insane.

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I thought it was decided that worms ate his brain

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He was always weird, it just wasn’t public knowledge. The guy liked to spend his free time surrounded by dead animal carcasses as a child, carried a hawk with him constantly, sexually harrased a significant amount of women, and has been a prominent anti-vaxxer for like 20 years.

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Yikes.

Yeah. That’s no bueno.

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16 points

Brainworms

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He was an “intelligent activist”?

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5 points

Ten years ago.

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Apparently, ten years ago, RFK Jr was dumping a dead bear in Central Park.

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10 years ago the left was sucking off elon musk as a genius. And now they want him dead.

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