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Isn’t claiming territory that doesn’t belong to you as yours the definition of imperialism?

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They get around this by using a version of Lenin’s definition of imperialism. Lenin characterised imperialism as, in very simple terms, the way that powerful capitalist countries exploit poorer countries (or straight up colonies, especially considering the time in which Lenin was writing). Of course they use a version of this that specifically defines it as just literally anything the countries they don’t like do, leading to ProleWiki insisting that Russia is not imperialist but Liechtenstein is

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Similarly to how ‘reactionary’ just means ‘bad’ to these people. For the record a ‘reactionary’ is somebody who wants to restore a previous status quo. It’s not inherently good or bad.

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Reactionary, in political science terms, is the opposite of radicals. Radicals are to the left and reactionaries are to the right. In practice, people on the internet tend to use radical for both, but I wish the distinction was made more clear.

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we get around this by looking back and seeing all that territory was separated by the empire.

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25 points

It all starts with a flag.

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6 points

No flag no country!

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3 points

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By this logic, Australia, America, India and a ton of other countries are still part of England.

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99 points

“No, not like that!” - tankies

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Wait till Portugal and Spain get hold of this.

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52 points

Most of England belongs to Rome!

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19 points

Except for that northern bit across the wall.

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14 points

No. America belongs to the 9 Native American tribes that resided here long before any Europeans arrived.

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51 points

I think you mean the over 500 native American tribes, unless you are putting down something that I am not picking up.

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Yeah, I meant to say regions (nations) and not tribes…

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9 points

Clearly North America belongs to the Mississippian culture that went out of business way before any European met themm

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but the inhabitants of america came from afrika.

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𝕶𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖘

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3 points

Everything gets evenly split between England and Mongolia.

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2 points

This would unironically be a good plot for worldbuilding

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66 points

And Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

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7 points

The moot was stolen by the Imperials! Support Ulfric Stormcloak and make Skyrim great again!

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7 points

Damn two-party-system. Skyrim belongs to Alduin the World-Eater.

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1 point

I wish that was part of an alternative quest line. Would’ve been an interesting development.

“The next world will have to take care of itself” – thanks, Boomer kalpa.

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Fas Roe Da!

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61 points

Calling it North Korea and not the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea?

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21 points

Pretty sure you mean “Best Korea”

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7 points

Glorious Leader’s Korea!

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2 points

Excuse me, I believe you mean “Only Korea”

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Between that, the Rojava one, and the phrasing of the ukraine one, tells me it’s just trolling.

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53 points
  • USA belongs to Great Britain
  • England and France belongs to the Roman empire
  • Poland belongs to Prussia
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England belongs to roman empire too.

Oh wait, does that mean US belongs to the roman empire all along?

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12 points

Guys with moron labia stickers on their pavement princess trucks would love this until they had to wear roman clothing that they’d assume were dresses.

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7 points

I’ve seen trucknutz, but not labia stickers

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7 points

I’m sure there’s a famous song about it…

"They see me Roman’
“They hatin’”

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6 points

/c/DirtyRomanMemes about to implode

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4 points

Austria belongs to Hungary or something idk history class isn’t great here

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2 points

In the end, we’re all subjects of the Fourth Reich.

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24 points

No countries are real. Everything belongs to everyone because our ancestors were there first.

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10 points

This is actually a good one

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4 points

I’m pretty sure half the Middle East belongs to the Hittites and the other half belongs to Egypt.

How far back are we going? Babylon? Assyria? Who ran China in the 9th century BCE? We may need to resurrect Terror Birds and give the Americas back to them.

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