I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

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someone’s faxing me a snickers

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That joke shows your age, how many gen z’ers would give an odd look? 😂

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I’m 40, and wouldn’t know what he meant BECAUSE I know what a fax machine is, and how it’s used.

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You mean you fax PlayBoy as well?

Me either.

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Lol

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Dropping the kids at the pool.

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Take the Browns to the Superbowl

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Clevelander here…god damnit. I can’t even argue that joke until we get rid of the rapist.

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Skate park if there’s no water.

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In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.

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What language?

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I’m not daddy32, but this halfway works in English haha!

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German

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In German we say Sitzung or Geschäft.

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Honk out a dirt snake

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Heh

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“Gotta use the sandbox”

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Found the cat.

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