Not sure if I want to live in Beer or Catbrain. Is there a Catbeer?

Eggbear.

Get on board, everybody! We’re going to Loose Bottom town!

I can’t belive they didn’t include Westward Ho!, the only place name in the UK which officially includes an exclamation mark.

Can’t believe you forgot the pride of Dorset: Scratchy Bottom and Shitterton.

And yes, Shitterton is over a thousand years old and has always meant something like that