Can’t believe you forgot the pride of Dorset: Scratchy Bottom and Shitterton.

And yes, Shitterton is over a thousand years old and has always meant something like that

Eggbear.

What? No Penistone?

For those of you who want to hear how that super long city name is pronounced. Or, you can learn how to say it from this catchy song!

Not sure if I want to live in Beer or Catbrain. Is there a Catbeer?