77 points

I don’t at all understand churches advertising… Maybe because of my European ass? To my knowledge churches are not about profit? I get that you want to announce your service times and such, but put that in a small column in a newspaper for the ones interested or something lol

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93 points

In America, all things are about profit.

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31 points

In Europe we are sadly switching to that attitude too.

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32 points

USA gotta export its worse ideas abroad, after all. For-profit churches, flat earth, antivaxx

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0 points

Where do you think we got the idea from?

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49 points

That’s an ad for Mormons. The Mormons are a corporation disguised as a church that has gained extreme wealth. They own a huge real estate empire, universities, and farms plus over a hundred billion in one investment fund.

Thy have been caught numerous times breaking all sorts of financial laws but because of their status as a church it’s hidden.

For the Mormons it’s all about profit and hoarding wealth.

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13 points

A religion of hoarding money. It doesn’t get any more American than that.

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1 point

In NZ, churches don’t have to pay tax. This makes them extremely attractive to people with no skills who want to obtain wealth

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47 points

American megachurches are for-profit multimedia empires, doomsday cults, illegal political influence organizations, human trafficking rings, and shields for those who commit sex crimes, in an expensive, tailored trenchcoat.

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15 points

The church in the ad is particularly harmful. I had to fight to get out of it, and only after they took 10% of my income for years and trafficked me. They want money, power, and control, not increased numbers at their services.

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11 points

and trafficked me

There’s a serious “wait, what?!?” here. The church sells slaves?

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39 points

I was threatened by local leaders and family if I didn’t go on a 2 year mission in another country, then when I got there, they:

  • took my passport immediately and locked it in a building I couldn’t access
  • required 12 to 16 hours of work a day, with discipline if productivity dropped
  • refused to provide adequate food or medical care
  • restricted my communication with my family
  • assigned me a companion to surveil me 24/7 and report disobedience to leadership (and assigned me to surveil someone else)
  • disciplined me when I was physically and sexually assaulted by other missionaries

I didn’t want to call it trafficking for a long time. I figured maybe God just had a weird way of doing things. But my spouse works at a recovery center for survivors of violence (including trafficking) and helped me realize that’s what it was.

A pretty big misconception is that trafficking has to look like selling slaves, and I agree that’s an egregious thing, but it can be a lot more broad than that.

There are a lot of resources at https://humantraffickinghotline.org/en if you’re curious. My mission experience checked just about every box for labor trafficking, and I’ve heard very similar stories from a lot of other people who have been missionaries.

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They might be talking about a mission? Personally wouldn’t call that trafficking, but it can be pretty brutal depending on the mission

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2 points

White and delightsum.

Also, gotta increase their 35billion in holdings to make the elders more obscenely rich.

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13 points

The gods demand more believers to increase their mana.

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Not everything is so Black & White ;)

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11 points

They want to convince you to come to their church so you can donate to their church which is totally not profit it is for the lord trust me it’s not sweet delicious tax-exempt profit mmmm

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10 points

Duuuude American mega-churches are PURELY profit oriented

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10 points

I imagine it’s a form of evangelism. Like, if they can convince someone to attend church from the ad then that is the same as saving their soul and gets them points in God’s book (or so they tell people when in reality money is the goal).

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6 points

in America everything is about profit

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2 points

Oh my sweet child…

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48 points

Boomers are dying off, gotta get those numbers back up somehow.

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27 points

I don’t get it

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So. In pornography you’ll have a thumbnail that’s focused on what gets people intrigued to see a model perform, the face. This church is using a thumbnail for their ad that looks SHOCKINGLY like a porn promo thumbnail. Reason being sex sells

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5 points

The ladies in the church ad look familiar to porn stars? I dont know about the blonde, but the other lady looks similar to Alina Lopez to me.

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13 points

I get it, I giggled but I cringed at one of these girls finding their image used this way on the internet

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11 points

I can’t say I understand what’s written there at all, but if there are churos, I’m in!

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