111 points

Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!

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I’ll put down 100k

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71 points

I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!

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Quit what? Life? I can’t, I’m addicted to living :(

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18 points

You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting

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I tried to stop a while ago, in less than 2 minutes the craving was in me… I cracked, despite all my promises to myself, I breathed again. Definitely addict !

Maybe I’ve put on weight since then, wouldn’t surprise me

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2 points

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

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6 points

Rehabs for quitters 😂

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2 points

Quitters are losers. That’s why I don’t quit and go to rehab.

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47 points

Ken M vibes

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“I never gamble. Not in a million years.”

“I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day.”

“You’re on!”

“Ha! I don’t know how I’m gonna get you, but I’ll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait.”

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7 points

Big gulps huh?

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4 points

We landed on the moon!

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38 points

So you think I have a gambling problem?

I’ll bet you $100 that I don’t!

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