"Ain’t no snitches riding with us

Ol mo the mouth n***as could holler the front" - Lil’ Wayne

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Ooh yes good patent it so other manufacturers won’t do it. It’s a win-win since I already wouldn’t want a ford

Edit: what it uses cameras to look at other vehicles??? That is much worse

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101 points

Yep, it snitches on other cars!

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13 points

Let’s be real, close to a majority of Americans have no issue with their iPhone being used as part of a mesh tracking network, even if it helps abusers with airtags.

All they have to do is sell this to people as benefiting them, and they will gobble it up. Hell, chances are, insurance companies will start offering reduced rates if you drive one (and then they buy the data from Ford and increase rates with it).

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16 points

The massive difference between AirTags and this is that AirTags (and the whole Find My network, it’s not only AirTags after all) actually provide a useful service to each participant, namely locating their things if they get lost somewhere. This does effectively nothing for you and will only ever fuck over other people (you could argue rightfully so, but still) and provides no value to anyone other than the police.

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Instead of paying 2000 dollars a month for your shitty lifted ford ranger you pay 1500 a month for your shitty lifted ford ranger, but the car will… SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHERE DO I SIGN?

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23 points

Ooh that’s gonna get your car keyed.

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15 points

You have a strange way of writing molotov cocktailled.

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3 points

I was gonna say, they are getting keyed with bullets

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22 points

Ooh yes good patent it so other manufacturers won’t do it.

Patents don’t necessarily stop other OEMs from using it. It just means they’ll have to pay Ford a fee to license it, themselves.

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5 points

Welcome to UPS trucks.

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2 points

And Amazon, and FedEx, and UPS, and DHL…

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2 points

I a totally meant FedEx. But I thought they were the only ones with police contracts?

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100 points

Sooo how long before we find a way to jailbreak the thing and essentially have an on-board “give that car a ticket” button to report false speed data on any driver we happen to be pissed off at?

…yeah I’d 100% abuse the fuck out of that.

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Not just a law enforcement thing, either.

Ford will absolutely, 100%, start selling this data to insurance companies, who will absolutely use it to increase rates.

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4 points

us insurance sounds insane, you are forced do deal with corporations in a scammy as fuck way

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1 point

How does it work elsewhere? We require doctors get malpractice insurance, and there’s growing support for making the police get liability insurance too.

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1 point

Oh, it only sounds that way because our US insurance system is fucking insane and forces us to deal with them in a scammy way!

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64 points

Are they trying to sell fewer vehicles?

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38 points

“But if we market it as a subscription service, then surely customers will want it” - Some clueless executive

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22 points

What they should do is give the car owners a cut if the ticket fees. They would have people patrolling the streets to catch speeders. There also be a big uptick in vandalism of Fords. I would love to watch this experiment with some popcorn.

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3 points

Dude! Yes! We definitely need more companies treating 1984 like an instruction manual. /s

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3 points

Pay to lose

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2 points

it’ll be something the cops subscribe to, and car owners will have no say.

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43 points

Ford could put all their R&D money into developing low-cost EVs, but they’d prefer to give the cops a handout.

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1 point

Maybe a natural consequence but better than that would be low profile vehicles

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Ford could put all their R&D money into developing low-cost EVs,

Thus making the EVs very expensive… just sayin’

Edit: I don’t know why you are downvoting. These are economic realities as they exist today. More R&D => greater costs => higher price. Fully Automated Luxury Communism is, unfortunately, not a likely reality in our lifetimes.

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6 points

Then how do any low-cost vehicles ever get developed?

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By minimizing costs, including R&D. Further, the lower the price the lower the profit and usually the lower the margin. Companies are not incentivitized to make less money.

This is pretty basic stuff…

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39 points

While I wish people would stop fucking speeding (you really aren’t getting there that much faster) and tailgaiting like fucking Talladega nights, I still think this is bullshit and fuck Ford for doing this.

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The need:

Don’t drive over people, kids, pets or other items such as personal property or buildings.

The current status:

People don’t do those things because mostly they are good enough not to run you over. Bad people on the other hand have no internal limits to prevent tragedy.

The fix:

You can’t go faster than the speed limit. Bad people can still drive you over or hit your car or house.

You see how this works? The problem wasn’t even addressed. But additionally there’s the problem of “I’m at point A and would like to get to point B but not faster than the speed limit so the cop doesn’t shoot me 19 times in the back of the head.”

The fix: you can’t go faster than the speed limit. This allows you to get to point B. However the cop can still shoot you 19 times in the back of the head even when you didn’t do anything wrong.

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