87 points

“yah sorry but i already watched that one”

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Stop spoiling all the good parts, I haven’t seen it yet!

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Then just sit those 3 hours complaining about the crappy code and what potential bugs it may introduce…

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18 points

Sorry, not on the first date

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“yah sorry but i already watched that one”

…“this morning”

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102 points

Jokes on you i’m into that shit

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22 points

Kinky

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15 points

She’s perfect.

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6 points

Is there an app to meet dates like this?

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We should make one. Ain’t ever going to find a person like this anywhere.

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> Does not have Netflix
> Uses youtube, the official website

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So what? It works perfectly fine on my Arch Linux!

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Oh first I thought you’re here for sex. This is even better

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