75 points

If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?

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Because yall didn’t unionize.

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someone bring the hero of socialist labour insignia to this working class champion.

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They said I didn’t need to because they were like a family.

What I didn’t realize is that they were like my family.

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Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

And the 111th

Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them

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4 points

Flash backs

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84 points

Pro tip: turn your phone off

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If your not being paid for on call, dont be on call.

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I keep a 6 pack in my car. Once I leave the office I am wasted and legally can’t be “on call.”

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39 points

Cant be a good date if you’re checking your work email in the middle of it

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When I’m off the clock I don’t see work emails or messages. My boss still has my cell number though. This card doesn’t at all say someone is checking their email, just says there is a critical production bug and someone was emailed about it

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Hah! I wish it was email, so I could ignore it. Instead it’s either a Slack DM, which escalates to a phone call.

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You can ignore that also…

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Depending on employability and savings balance, indeed

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If you cannot ignore slack in the evening, weekends, you gotta be bad at your job. If you are good, employer won’t want to replace you and you can condition them to respect boundaries.

“I sent you a message, why didn’t you respond?”

“I didn’t see it.”

“What were you doing?”

“Cooking. Food shopping. You know, the essentials to survive”

Not that I’d elaborate. I much prefer the “I had plans/a prior engagement”.

If they ask, “I cannot really discuss this, it’s private”

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