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My Technical Romance(sopuli.xyz)

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Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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Pro tip: turn your phone off

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mesamune@lemmy.world
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If your not being paid for on call, dont be on call.

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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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I keep a 6 pack in my car. Once I leave the office I am wasted and legally can’t be “on call.”

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?

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xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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Because yall didn’t unionize.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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They said I didn’t need to because they were like a family.

What I didn’t realize is that they were like my family.

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milkisklim@lemm.ee
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Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

And the 111th

Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them

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vfreire85@lemmy.ml
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someone bring the hero of socialist labour insignia to this working class champion.

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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml
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Always deploy on friday afternoon.

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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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Crowd strike is worth billions in pogs, are you?

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null@slrpnk.net
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When the crowd strikes

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breadsmasher@lemmy.world
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Cant be a good date if you’re checking your work email in the middle of it

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kautau@lemmy.world
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When I’m off the clock I don’t see work emails or messages. My boss still has my cell number though. This card doesn’t at all say someone is checking their email, just says there is a critical production bug and someone was emailed about it

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