38 points

Damn, not the pancakes!

No drinking and driving -> No cooking and driving

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7 points

LET HIM COOK!

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15 points

I am immediately reminded of this from my childhood.

Barney Movie - The Food Truck Part

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8 points

Thanks for the video!

Wow, that car is pimped out with the best cooking equipment and even a milkshake maker!

He should have stopped and finished cooking before driving again. Shame shame, wasting good food as well!

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5 points

As a wee child I wanted that truck so bad.

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-4 points

Who TF calls a griddle a “Hotplate”?

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10 points

Me and almost everyone I know.

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11 points

A hot plate and a griddle aren’t the same thing

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I’m aware; I was envisioning someone with a griddle b/c that’s what I use to make pancakes.

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So, just to make sure I understand. You acknowledge there’s a difference between a hotplate and a griddle. You read the post where they said the driver was using a hotplate explicitly, not a griddle. Yet because you use a griddle to make pancakes, you assume OP really meant to put griddle, not hotplate? Even though you fully understand and acknowledge the distinction between those two items?

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23 points

So did the cop pull him out and shoot him in self defense for burning the pancakes or just shoot him because that is what cops do.

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4 points

Depends on if he was DWB

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He was Driving While Making Burnt / Black Pancakes…

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2 points

Only after an acorn fell on the roof of the vehicle.

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So how many times did anon shoot the suspect - after conveniently “spilling” nacho sauce on the body cam?

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It’s always cops vs Red Dwarf Yellow Canary Cures

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