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My and Me are pronouns you stupid fucking possum

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I’m not a possum

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Did you just assume my species?

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Here come the furies.

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7 points

Opossum, not possum.

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Got damn possum I ain’t got no tree FIDDY

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31 points

my/me

hmmm…

pronouns are none, do not refer

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do not refer to me

…And that’s what we programmers call a memory leak!

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Also, please do not observe me. Or make any sudden moves in my vicinity. I am feral and have anxiety

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This is like the chicken game, isn’t it?

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My native language (Türkish) does not have grammatical gender. Gender in grammar is just silly and useless.

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I need to know which inanimate objects I can fuck without it being gay, constantinoplelu.

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pretty sure it’s all gay.

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That’s part of why I just use They in English for everyone. Less having to learn people’s whatever; I don’t care. You’re cis male he? Don’t care, you’re a they now. More room left in brain. We can fix this shit right now.

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We do have a distinction between singular ‘they’ and plural ‘they’. It’s helpful.

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You’re cis male he? Don’t care, you’re a they now.

Now you’re back to not respecting peoples pronouns

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I don’t have enough bandwidth to remember everyone’s names, let alone their pronouns. This is the compromise.

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No. Language needs as many possible structures and rules as well as millions of exceptions and oddities so it is really hard to learn.

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Based and ottoman-pilled

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average O enjoyer

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I can’t agree more

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