You can get blood clots in your legs doing this.
You should get up and walk around every 15 minutes.
If you spend more than 15 minutes shitting, you should maybe add some fiber in your diet.
Could be IBS or IBD too – assuming you’re getting enough fiber (which may or may not be true) with IBS adding more fiber does fuck-all (although probably won’t hurt), and with IBD actually often makes things worse
edit: added note about needing enough fiber in the first place
It’s nice to know that I live in a time where Satan’s maggoty cum fart is trying to save people’s lives.
I’ve started reading a book instead, and I’ll usually get through maybe ten pages, then come to the end of the chapter, and it’s a natural place to stop. Helps me avoid sitting there for too long browsing dank memes (pronounced may-mays).
Same when you get out of your car after an hour drive
Me this week cuz I threw out my back picking up my chonky ass labrador.
