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Dude, tidy up

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I’m almost certain this is rage bait. The kcup, the folgers, the food… Ya

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I wouldn’t call it ragebait, per se; just a cheeky li’l post. I’ve gotten a couple of decent conversations out of it so far, actually. Feel free to check the comments, or choose your own topic :-D

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If your kitchen intentionally looks like that to get people to comment on it, it’s ragebait.

If your kitchen just looks like that by default then it’s just a shitpost.

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Oh well, I fell for it. Still not nice to look at at xd

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Apparently it’s not intentional…

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Bro it’s totally ai generated I swear bro

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I’m joking about the ai thing, but I did stage the photo, for the record. (I noticed the milk after and have since wiped it up.)

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Clean your fucking sink.

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I will when I’m not using it to transplant fruit tree cuttings, Mr. CumFart 👍

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Is this a workshop kitchen or something?

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Well, kinda, in the sense that I treat my entire existence as a workshop. Always tinkering, but never really accomplishing anything. Like Inspector Clouseau but with no case to speak of. A tortured artist whose only accomplished piece will be the grease stain on the cat-scratched couch. Too busy waiting on life to actually enjoy it. Too much to do to accomplish anything at all.

But I’m doing better than I used to. I used to drink!

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I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.

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I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I’m crying rn. Make it stop make it stop

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It’s ok man, is clean now. I posted about it in a comment somewhere :-) just a joke.

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Op washed his balls with that spaghetti

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Fuckin lol

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You can’t post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of https://youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ

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At least he’s already met her parents.

LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before

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I hope this is the commercial I hope it is

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Pretty much, lmfao

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This is different from the one I remember.

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I‘m from the EU we don’t have Folgers but I love opening a can of Sprunk or Brawndo for breakfast.

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Oh, Brawndo is my favorite outside beverage. There’s nothing like slipping on my Crocs, standing out in my yard with my guns, sipping on Brawndo and pissing into the wind.

Sprunk tastes like Vinewood talent agent semen

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Yeah that’s freedom baby! Like I imagine everyone in the USA to start their day.

Not a Sprunk lover eh? Maybe Pißwasser is for you: https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU. One of our finest products. Export only.

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Hell yeah brother! Nothing like working part-time digging your own grave to pay rent for the plot you’re being buried in.

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