Comrade Willy

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SchnoodleDoodle wholesome vibes

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I’m still unironically on Team Orca here. Get sunk, scrubs.

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I’d vote for him.

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Last I heard, they’re bored and rudders are fun to play with.

We need to give them some orca proof toys.

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97 points

orca sinks yacht, we need to give them alternatives

Nah, I’m cool with them having the yachts

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I’m not. It’s only a matter of time before some rich asshole starts shooting at the whales, dropping sticks of dynamite or some equivalent callous and heartless thing. I don’t give two shits about the rich fucks, but I am highly concerned about the consequences to the whales. Humans, as a species, have no chill.

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You’re thinking Bezos yachts, these are $50-200$k boats people use as homes to see the world, not rich people. The word yacht doesn’t mean wealth, it’s just not a common mode of transportation.

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The word yacht doesn’t mean wealth,

Yes, yes it does. It doesn’t mean ‘billionaire,’ but these aren’t subsistence fishermen we’re talking about here.

It was a $128,000 yacht. If you don’t think people who can afford such a yacht are rich, you are one privileged person.

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Well, a yacht is just a class of vessel. I think a lot of people are confusing them with LUXURY yachts which are way too big to be sunk by orchas.

Here’s one for sale, $59,000. I could actually buy this, I mean, yeah, it’s from freakin’ 1984… but still.

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Yeah but don’t they all create a lot of harmful sound and disruption to marine life

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7 points

These scientists say they don’t intend to sink the boats but they’re definitely doing it on porpoise.

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Not to blow the joke, but I recently learned Orcas are in the dolphin family. I always thought they were porpoises myself

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they’re definitely doing it on porpoise

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2 points

Groan.

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2 points

“Cause it’s fun.”

  • Signed, the orca community
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I like the advice is basically

  1. Try to avoid them
  2. Try not to die
  3. Maybe try to take a photo for us while being attacked, we think they are neat
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Well the pics are for identifying individuals. The science folk are trying to create a catalog and with that which pods (family groups) are involved, which aren’t, and if there are groups who aren’t involved, do they become involved in the future due to being taught/learning the behavior.

Also because they are pretty neat.

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9 points

“Orca Gang Activity: Crips v Bloods in the Deep Deep Sea”

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29 points

Just wait until Orcas get opposable flippers.

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Yes Mr Sha, last name Moo, could you please sign on the dotted line? Next time you should think twice about swimming drunk.

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The ability to manipulate objects isn’t really that useful underwater, I feel, apart from being an unprecedented adaptation on the flipper and almost definitely coming at the cost of efficiency while swimming. Everything you want to mess around with as an orca can be transported with your mouth.

Now, sonar loud enough to shatter human rib cages, that’s what’s going to be the next big step.

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Sounds like something octopi would say.

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