6 points

Dis b Bushy’s WMD’s from Iraq?

We found em folks! Who’s sane! Put in! Operation free harm!

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This would never work.

Source: I have tried

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At what step did it fail? Was it because you lacked Saddam Hussein?

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No idea. My attempt had Saddam and everything.

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I’m fascinated to know how the plausible deniability works. Like what excuse do you use for the massive tunnel?

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“Special Plumbing Operation”

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I wonder if the tunnel would still be intact after channeling a nuke through it

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15 points

We deploy the Shaggy defense: wasn’t me

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For frozen yogurt delivery

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Importing russian oil

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You can cover it over with a bush.

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Or bricks and rubble. The NCD way.

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It was hamas!

Or Mexicans.

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What if the tap is shut though?

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Perhaps we should dig under his toilet drain instead…

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I can already see the headlines

“PUTIN KILLED BY SKIBIDI TOILET”

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No good plan without Sadam Hussein.

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That explains the later seasons of South Park

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