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To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria’s Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.

So… Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.

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Calvin Klein was my answer, too.

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victor’s secret

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Bi men, for men.

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For men, bi men.

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4 men, bi men.

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Victor’s unsolicited dick pics

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Victor, you are a very unattractive man

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Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight…

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These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.

Here are two options for you:

https://bodyaware.com/

https://2xist.com/

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It’s not a real Victoria’s Secret alternative unless it’s mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small

Otherwise it’s just sparkling secret

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Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page… Glorious.

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Oh my goodness, is that man’s house made out of stairs!

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The fully body blue thingy?

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Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.

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Thank you fellow queer

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My wife approves.

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thanks, you’ve given little gay me something to ogle at

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Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It’s okay.

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I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.

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They have a fat section now

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Do they have a 198cm section too?

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Happy Cake Day!

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Thanks!

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It’s obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don’t think about it too deep. I’m assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.

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