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I have it on good authority (watching my dog) that zoomies are better when you can dart and weave between furniture.

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We need an Olympic sport that’s just track hurdles but replaced with scattered furniture arrangements, and the competitors need to weave through without banging a shin on a coffee table.

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2 points

There needs to be two phases though… day and night

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I see the bathroom has a flush in a water closet with a door as opposed the flush being in the same room as your bathing area and sink. I wish American houses would do this more, it’s just more hygienic

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Everyone just needs to make it a habit to close the lid before flushing.

And for those public toilets with auto-flush and no lid, I get around it by draping TP over the sensor while I do my business, flush it manually when I’m done and the door is open so I can quickly jump outside the stall.

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I close the lid before flushing so the mist doesn’t spray around, and then I clean the seat with my hand bidet water but I always feel like that’s not enough. Maybe I am being a germaphobe haha. Eh it’s not a big deal

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then I clean the seat

New fear/obsession unlocked.

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13 points

Designed by that famous architect Felix Catman.

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6 points

Unrelatable, kitchen is almost separated.

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2 points

And that bedroom, might as well be a studio with a walk-in closet

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8 points

That’s what a yard is for.

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True, new houses here, the back yard you can not even put a 15" pool, there’s not enough space. Some people just have no grass in their backyard, just a big wood balcony/terrace with their bbq, table, chairs, etc. No more mowing!

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Oof. My yard is 2 acres of redwoods and ferns, with a pond and a meadow.

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8 points

That’s nowhere near enough space! You’re going to need SEVERAL square yards!

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In some places you’d be lucky to get more than about 60 days per year when you could use the yard.

Winter, rain, 30+ degree summers, etc.

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Well that my friend is what moving is for

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