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I actually want to get into IT. I like tech, don’t mind dumb situations, and enjoy helping people, and doubly so if it’s sarcastically helping people. Fucking shame every company wants like fourteen degrees and your first born for a level 1.

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Certifications certifications certifications. Get your A+ or net+, apply for shitty remote help desk jobs like support.com. They will suck and you’ll get back to back calls, but keep your ears to the ground and a few months experience should be all you need to hop to something else. A lot of places are desperate for competent techs. Degrees don’t prove anything, I’m fact it seems like kids are graduating with these technical degrees and zero actual practical knowledge.

Source: My decade long IT career off just an associates degree.

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Absolutely correct. Every single place outside of giants like Google take equivalent work experience instead of a degree. I dont even have an AA but I have 16 years experience and 11 certifications and make low 6 figures.

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“My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”

“Are you sure it’s plugged in?”

“You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”

“Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”

“I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”

“Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”

“It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”

“Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”

“IT’S BROKEN!”

Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

Computer starts

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“The computer forgot my password” is new to me. lol good one.

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I’m not IT, just a college instructor, but you’d be amazed at how many Gen Z students have told me that they can’t log into their email because they don’t know their own password. Not even forgot; they don’t even know it in the first place because every device remembers everything for them.

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To be fair that is basically what we are trying to get people to do though. Use a good password vault with a single strong password and two factor authentication. All other passwords should be a uniquely generated password for that application.

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Yeah, I don’t know any of my passwords but the one password to rule them all.

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