66 points

At some point in the last 4 years, I spontaneously evolved from the 11am friend into the 6am friend. I have no explanation for this.

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I hate to tell you, but you’re getting old.

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Nope, I’m old and have evolved into an 11am friend. I keep hearing about how old people are out of bed at sparrow fart and get stuff done, but it’s never happened to me.

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12 points

It primarily depends on if you have kids and their sleeping schedule as well as your job schedule. I wake up early AF, but I don’t like it. I’m a natural night owl and hate super early mornings.

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First, I’d like to sincerely thank you for the term “sparrow fart.”

Second, I believe the same is happening to me. I used to leap out of bed as soon as morning light hit the room. Now I’m finding unrequested motivation to complete tasks at night, and groan at the sound of my alarm.

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12 points

Lol, probably. But I’m not ready to admit that, so I’m going to blame the dogs who expect to go outside no later than 6:30 every day 😆

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20 points

I effectively have been a morning person for years, but I still think my natural state is a night owl. Give me a vacation or even a long weekend and my sleeping schedule shifts to where it truly wants to be.

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4 points

Doppel?

I’m Ganger!

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4 points

Yeah, same. Though even after royally screwing up my sleep schedule, I still find myself up by 7 at the latest (even if I’m still tired).

Having dogs who expect to go outside at certain times probably contributes to that. They can be very persuasive lol.

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2 points

Very much the same for me!

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5 points

Me too. It’s easier to just stay on a schedule rather than ruin Monday (and sometimes Tuesday) by changing when I sleep on the weekends. Plus, my dog is also on a schedule and starts looking for snuggles at about 6.

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3 points

And i turned from the 11:00 am friend to the 6:00pm friend

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3 points

Night shift?

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I never recovered from 2.5 years of 5 and dimes. But give it enough time it might cycle around again

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44 points

Yeah, but can the 6am friends stay up all night browsing increasingly obscure websites, while reflecting on the poor state of the world and feeling helpless to change anything?

I think not.

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34 points

I am the 12 pm friend who booked a separate hotel and said I had plans in the morning so I can’t meet them until 1 pm at the earliest.

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18 points

“Plan to sleep is still plan”

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13 points

Vacations are for rest afterall.

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I am the friend who gets up with the 6 am friends, eats, and then goes back to sleep with the 11 am friends.

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8 points

If you find time to finish the remainder of the vodka before breakfast I’m with you.

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7 points

Morning sex is the best.

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16 points

I’m up at 6am because I haven’t gone to bed yet.

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