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And the opposite is just a seahorse.

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uM acKchuAllY that would be a centaur/mermaid hybrid

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That’s your cool older brother Aquadonnis the Seahorse God and you’re just Ben

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Take my upvote…

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So, a mertaur?

Sounds like a pegacorn: Head of a pegasus and the body of a unicorn.

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I love this. My next mounted D&D character is absolutely going to ride a Pegacorn.

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You’re gonna what a corn?

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Did I stutter?

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Make the lore be that they are both recessive traits, so your version of a Pegacorn is ridiculously rare.

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I had to reread that sentence several times because I kept reading it as “asparagus” instead of “Pegasus.”

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“Naaaaaayyyyy”

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don’t think about them fucking don’t think about them fucking don’t think about them fucking don’t think about them fucking don’t think about them fucking don’t think about them fucking don’t think about them fucking don’t think about them fucking

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Well, if we’re going off of classical depictions of the species in question, that isn’t too hard.

But now don’t think about the minotaur jerking it over a clutch of mermaid eggs.

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Would it be a Minomaid or a Mermataur?

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Have to be mermataur. Minomaid is orange juice ;)

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Sounds like the next clamato, minced minnows and OJ

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This is what it feels like to have bilingual parents that only teach you English.

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Oof, that’s just rude

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Don’t mean to make anyone feel guilty, I’m just venting based on my life experiences lol. Hypothetically, I could know three languages.

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Not to mention when that ‘English’ that you learn from them is a mix of non-existing, made-up words in three languages and bad pronunciations… and voilà, you can only use that ‘language’ with your parents.

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That’s what it’s like with parents that know another language but didn’t have formal education so you speak to anyone in that language but you’re crude and using slang for everything

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We did that. My spouse speaks native Korean, I speak Tagalog as a second language (English native), and our kids only know English. I think Tagalog is quite useless so I haven’t bothered teaching them, but my spouse has no excuse. I speak a little German, but not enough to teach them, just enough to curse while driving.

I’ve resorted to learning Spanish with my kids, which is at least useful, but I’m sure I’m teaching the wrong.

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You never know, they might find out you speak Tagalog and, wanting to have learned another language, wonder why you never bothered to teach them. What you consider to be useless might be very intriguing to them.

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Eh, I’ve told them, but they don’t seem to care. I teach them a few words here and there, but they seem much more interested in Spanish because our neighbors are hispanic.

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