I’d never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.

867-5309

Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.

(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it’s the only one I could find.)

Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher’s voice?

Unsinkable II got me.