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Garbage man.

Sanitation engineer!

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Hitman.

Population engineer!

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Jack of all trades, master of none
But better than being just a master of one

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When I washed dishes for my first job I asked to be called a Hydro-Ceramic Technician.

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My first job in high school I asked what my title was. I was a mail clerk.

The owner of the company, as a joke, had business cards printed up for me that read: Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Mailroom Operations.

I felt kinda special until he also printed some for his dog and started handing them out to any visitor that pet him.

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Self learner in a vibrant constantly moving company.

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