Using quotation marks as a replacment for bold / fat type when not available will never be not funny to me.
“Award winning”
(In this case it’s like “We’re not writing ‘Do not eat’ here that’s just a quote from someone saying that”)
Fun fact, those things aren’t dangerous to eat because they are toxic (usually, unless they’re coated with something else).
They’re dangerous to eat because they are choking hazards, or may cause an intestinal blockage. More likely in children but not impossible in adults.
Punctuation is important? (maybe)
Punctuation is. Important! (certainly)
Punctuation: is important. (note to self)
Punctuation is “import ant” (what?)
Punctuation is “import ant” (what?)
Your next Halloween candy purchase:
Punctuation is important
Have you even seen Reddit or Lemmy? Hell, look at a news site: they barely know to put a space between words. What are we hoping about commas, hyphens, or - god forbid - semi-colons?