76 points

I’ll do it again

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16 points

I hope the sauce burned your Giant Floppy Cock and you had to deal with burnt, loose skin lile the roof of your mouth…but on your Fían Floppy Cock

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67 points
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The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.

Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.

Or there was a massive air bubble.

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103 points

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

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21 points

Or that.

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17 points

I want to believe!

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9 points

We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

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20 points

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

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10 points

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

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4 points

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

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19 points

I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

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7 points

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

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4 points

I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.

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2 points

slid it in

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11 points

Get the fuck out of here with your logic

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14 points

I’m a blast at parties, let me tell you.

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4 points

My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.

Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.

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45 points

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41 points

That “pizza” explains why Americans call it pie.

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22 points

You people eat this mess and call it pizza?

It looks fucking diseased.

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23 points

Fuck no.

Sincerely,

New York

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8 points

Papa John’s tastes like despair and has the consistency of moldy cardboard.

With all due respect,

Texas

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Definitely not Papa John’s. It is the loosest definition of pizza. Below even Chicago Deep Dish.


My favorite Papa John’s memory (because if you’re an American, you’ve been forced to eat this slop at some point) is we had an On Call shift for NCAA events (I worked at a sports site) so they ordered us pizzas, donuts, salads, the spread since we’d be there until 3am. This was three days after Papa John himself had to resign for saying gamer words. His face, prominently featured on all the boxes, had been replaced by a “Now Hiring” sticker in an inconsistent manner, which led me to believe the employees at the kitchen had some feelings about the guy…

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11 points

Below even Chicago Deep Dish.

Which we all know is actually a casserole.

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I live in poland and Papa Johns has recently opened a few restaurants here but nobody wants to eat this hyperprocessed trash when the local joints (some run by Italians) are so much better for the same price.

Even local corporate pizza franchises are way ahead of any american ones like Papa Johns, Domino’s or Pizza Hut in quality.

I guess americans just can’t make good pizza.

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24 points

For all I know, you taking the pic could’ve done it

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7 points

Taking a pic doesn’t affect the subject that much!

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12 points

Quantum mechanics would like a word

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1 point

that much

Very much aware of quantum mechanics

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