I want to believe!

We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.

slid it in