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The testing will stop when the samples improve.

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We hunted the samples at nightfall and subjected them to relentless, unforgiving scrutiny.

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The warrior voice

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Temba, his arms full. Darmok and Jalad at the ocean. Uzani, when light came over the mountain

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Elizabeth Holmes, when asked for data

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The war paint began to run with our sweat… but the samples, they were another matter. They stood no chance.

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Festive voice

It’s begining to look a lot like samples

Results on every form.

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>be me.
>collect samples.
>do pro testing in the samples.
>get shit results.

Life of a poop scientist

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Fecalologist, actually.

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Poopsmith.

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(sorry for the jpg and lack of pixels)

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Obviously you should make it sound like scattered notes in Resident Evil

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I get why it’s done from a narrative point of view, but some obnoxious pedantic voice in my head never stops wondering why people would write down obscure lore notes in the middle of a disaster or when they’re about to die. It makes sense for some organisation’s agents to document their discoveries and leave (incremental) reports on-site in case they don’t make it back for a full report, but some random raider in FO4 noting down how pissed he is with his boss?

Of course, I’m a sucker for lore, so I’ll take it, particularly when it’s in audio log form during exploration sections so I can keep exploring and listen instead of stopping to read.

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