And ducks

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I need that shirt. Float like a jellyfish sting like a jellyfish

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Back side is the Bruce Lee quote attributed to jellyfisb

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I’ve never heard of an immortal crab before.

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I have heard of an amoral Krab, however.

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i’ve read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can’t get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.

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Exactly. Don’t have to suffer life

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God: “let there be light”

Jellyfish: [activates bioluminescence]

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God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”

Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”

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Bomb 20: “let there be light”

Bomb 20:

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Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?

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Just mentally all over the place!

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Just like me fr fr

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I think you might be a kung fu master

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Proof that Cassius Clay and Bruce Lee were, in fact, jellyfish.

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