Your middle finger is only your middle finger if you also count your thumb as a finger. Which I find hard to accept. @showerthoughts πŸ–•

80 points

This is like the square/rectangle thing: β€œNot all fingers are thumbs, but all thumbs are fingers”.

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I swear one of these days I’m gonna dive into Wikipedia and find the name for that kinda relationship

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2 points

I don’t know if there’s a better term, but a subset is what it is.

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1 point

Except for some monkey thumbs that are toes… Apes are so clearly superior even in the thumb area

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55 points

The thumb is thicker than other digits so naturally it’ll be harder to accept. A lubricant may help but the key is to relax and go slow.

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Nailed it.

In that case use clippers and a small sanding stick.

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51 points

It’s pretty normal to count the thumb as a finger. I find it strange that you would not.

If you were asked β€œhow many fingers do you have”, would you answer 8, or 10? Surely, everyone knows the answer is 10 (assuming no physical abnormalities)? On a fingering chart, music will instruct you to play a note with your thumb with the number β€œ1” and your pinky with the number β€œ5”.

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The whole concept of even having a middle finger is a bit arbitrary. When you put your hands on a table, all 10 fingers spread out, the gap between the hands is the exact middle. If you include all 10 fingers, there is no middle finger, but there is a middle gap.

Andy why do we even count the fleshy fingers, when we could be counting the gaps between them? It’s the number of gaps that really matters when you’re holding on to a bunch of things like papers, magazines, forks, sticks, stones, strings, cables or whatever.

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26 points

Sure, but we don’t say you have one middle finger, we talk about the two middle fingers. As in, one per hand. It’s not the middle of all your fingers, it’s the middle of the fingers on that hand.

We don’t count the gabs because that’s…not how counting things works. When delivering a bag of apples, you don’t count how many gaps between apples there are, you count the number of apples. You have to know that your second paragraph here is a stretch that would make a Republican lawmaker seem sensible, don’t you?

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make a Republican lawmaker seem sensible

Whoa now, hold your horses…

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Andy why do we even count the fleshy fingers, when we could be counting the gaps between them?

Each finger is conveniently split into 3 parts. Using 8 fingers we can count to 24 without resorting to any fancy math.

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6 points

Just go base 2 and you can count to 31 without using knuckles

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3 points

Actually can count to 144 or a gross if you use base 12. One hand for the ones place and the other hand for the dozens.

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3 points

That’s the point most westerners seem to miss. There are so many ways to use fingers to count, while the one common in Europe the simplest one possible. It’s like demo version, while some other countries get the full pro ultra max edition.

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5 points

You take one hand and count with the thumb as 1 and the pinky as 5 and the middle number is 3. If you switch and start with the pinky as 1 and the thumb as 5 the middle finger is still the middle number. Talking about the gaps can be useful but anatomically we name things for what’s there and what’s not there and we talk about fingers much more than we talk about the gaps

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25 points

What do you consider the thumb to be if not another finger?

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Its a thumb. Its its own thing. If we had only 5 fingers we would be INFERIOR BEINGS

glares at spider monkies

Edit: apparently sponkeys have 4 fingers on their hands and thumbs on their feet

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4 points

Nah it’s the thumb finger, like the index finger etc. We have fully truncated it to just thumb because of how it feels more unique to the others. Doesn’t mean it no longer fits the categorisation though.

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We have fully truncated it to just thumb because of how it feels more unique to the others

Kinda like the goalie on a hockey team or the drummer in a band. Still on the team, just a bit weirder.

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4 points

how is a thumb different from a finger?

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1 point

Its a thumb. Its oppsable. If you had 2+ thumbs on each hand we would probably differentiate them more

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45 points

You don’t consider a thumb a finger? What is it then in your world? Tail?

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5 points

a digit

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3 points

There are ten digits in our numeral system, and the thumb is neither a 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9.

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3 points

If you put a fake mustache on that 0, it sure looks like a thumb.

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2 points

first of all, there exist more than one numeral system. Ex. I, X, V, A, B, C, D, E, F,etc

second

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