34 points

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.

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9 points

He’s got such a punchable face. But then again, they all do.

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5 points

I was gonna save JD Vance and then sell him to Peter Thiel but I like yours better.

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11 points

You can’t sell things to their owner.

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Damn, and here I was dreaming of more tacos and less walking nightmares.

You can always make more delicious tacos.

You can only beat a couchfucker to death with an ottoman just the one time.

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130 points

Do I get all three tacos or just one?

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Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.

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I’m concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn’t waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.

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5 points

Jam the taco into the lock. Y’know, just to make sure.

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1 point

Take one taco, the three stooges can fight over the last two while you get out.

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4 points

I had the same question but it doesn’t really matter

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1 point

I’d save the plate

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9 points

Nobody said you couldn’t save the tacos de carne asada for later

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9 points

Cold blooded animals like the warmth

I’ll save the tacos

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15 points

Only one taco? Not fair.

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