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Do I get all three tacos or just one?

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Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.

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I’m concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn’t waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.

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Take one taco, the three stooges can fight over the last two while you get out.

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5 points

Jam the taco into the lock. Y’know, just to make sure.

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4 points

I had the same question but it doesn’t really matter

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I’d save the plate

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69 points

This is a horrible Sophie’s choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them

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11 points

Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.

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Luckily, they’re all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.

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6 points

Eat two of them right away and save the third one!

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Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.

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36 points

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.

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7 points

You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.

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33 points

I’m vegan. I pick the tacos

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I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.

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8 points

I’m not even hungry and I’m saving the tacos.

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3 points

I don’t like getting burned, I’m gonna go get a burrito somewhere

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2 points

All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best

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That’s probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise

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Not a fan of tacos at all, but I’ll save them for someone who is.

I’ll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.

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28 points

Not a fan of tacos at all

Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?

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I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.

ETA: I’m pretty much not familiar with Mexican cuisine.

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I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.

If you can call that living.

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Sounds a lot like Canada, where most people’s exposure to “Mexican food” is Taco Bell. Welcome to the club.

My distaste for Tacos comes down to the fact I don’t like crunchy foods that shatter, and especially so when they run the risk of being messy. I mean, I can handle a gooey messy burger just fine, but that’s because it doesn’t shatter when I bite into it. Tacos hit both those pain points. Give me Arroz con Pollo any day, I absolutely love it. And yes, the only place I can get this is from Rancho Chico south of the border in Washington state.

Which means it’s a no-go until America overthrows the current authoritarian ChristoFascist administration. Because they won’t allow themselves to be legitimately voted out of power. Soooo… possibly a decade or more until I can eat there again, assuming America doesn’t invade Canada in the meantime.

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3 points

Which country? You need some good Mexican food ASAP

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6 points

I went to a Mexican restaurant in Terra Haute once.

They used Ragu as enchilada sauce.

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This has killed my spirit a little.

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Oh. Your. God.

I’m not sure if it’s just a food crime or elevated all the way to a hate crime against your tongue.

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London, UK. Been to a taco place, and a Burrito place or two. Underwhelmed.

Any fellow Londoners care to recommend a decent Mexican place? There must be some here.

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2 points

Wahaca?

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I don’t think that anyone can just not like tacos at all, because they aren’t just one thing. It’s like a sandwich with bread, then whatever you want to put in it; beef, chicken, pork, shrimp, fish, or whatever protein you want and spices/vegitables/toppings. Maybe you don’t like Taco Bell, but there’s tacos out there you’d love.

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For sure. I explained in another comment that I have very little exposure to Mexican. I don’t dislike it I just don’t love it, because I barely know it.

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That’s fair. It’s pretty easy to do at home if you want to try it. You may need to mix your spices yourself if you can’t find a spice mix, but I’m sure all the spices are available that you’d need. Just get some tortillas (soft, not hard), ground beef or chicken (or whatever else), tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and you’ll be good to go. Maybe look it up online to find inspiration for what to add/what spices you need.

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