137 points

Diogenes would be proud here

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My first thought too.

To anyone unaware, plato defined man as “a featherless biped” so Diogenes brought a plucked chicken

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You can’t spell genius without Diogenes

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11 points

Diogenius

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15 points

Why does it always come back to chickens?

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8 points

“It’s just business”

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Because they couldn’t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.

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I wonder how Plato would have defined man if he knew kangaroos existed.

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featherless tail-less biped? then we could have a story about Diogenes fighting a kangaroo to cut off its tail

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106 points

I find the phrase “Born with the intention” in itself worthy of head-scratching.

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I think its meant sort of as physical intention aka the body doesn’t have the ability to “hold eggs” (jfc) yet but will try to develop the capability in the future. A sneaky way to try and include infertile cis women but it still excludes many of them as there are various reasons for infertility. Interestingly the phrasing also excludes all women post menopause but that’s to be expected given the amount of representation those usually get (the amount being zero).

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Women are born with their eggs, but that’s not true for women who are born without ovaries, which has got to be possible, so this is a dumb definition anyway

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Also post-hysterectomy if it includes the ovaries. Sorry bitch, still a woman.

Personally my definition of a woman is anyone subject to misogyny.

I suppose it’s wrong, because attacks on transmen are also rooted in misogyny, but that’s the misogynists’ fault.

For the religious: “Sometimes God puts a soul into a body that doesn’t match. The soul is sacred, and until it can be released from the body permanently, we owe it to those souls to recognize and help them. God doesn’t make mistakes, it’s us He’s testing.”

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Technically, it doesn’t even need to include the ovaries if the bigots are defining the womb as the ‘holding eggs’ bit.

Jesus, we need better mandatory biology classes. (That’s aimed at the people defining women as egg holders, not you.)

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I don’t agree with it, but the reason this religious argument (and most challenges of religion) falls flat, is because, to the true believer, their God is infallible, and so the idea of God making a mistake like that is on direct conflict with their core beliefs.

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You’re right, and that whole argument is sidestepping the fact what they really want is a separation between men and women so that they can attempt to force a safe space for women that appeals to their sensibilities of women being born weaker than men with lower bone density and testosterone while not allowing glaring loopholes. Which is how they really view women as an infantile subset of our species that needs protection from a minority of opportunists that would take advantage of them.

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Born with the intention to chew bubblegum & Rock n’ Roll.

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AND I’M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM

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3 points

I was born with the intention to be wild, but I got busy and haven’t had the time.

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26 points

In this economy?

There’s gotta be at least six figures worth of eggs in this photo

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4 x 3 containing 30 eggs = 360 x 6 layers per pallet = 2160 x 4 pallets = 8640 / 12 per dz = 720 dozen eggs x $5 a dz = $3600. Considering these are brown eggs, they may be selling as free range organic bullshit for like $10 / dz so maybe $7200.

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4 points

Nothing makes a joke funnier than using math to poke holes in it lol

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So it’s six figures if you include the places after the decimal then ;-)

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Or if you sell eggs for $140 / dozen.

And to think I was upset about my eggs costing about $3.50 / dozen with treats included. Oh well, the little raptors are fun.

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I’m having trouble finding anyone born with intention. Neither biology nor evolution have plans or intentions. We are fundamentally lipid based sacks of water.

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They’re arguing from a religious perspective that understands God as providing intentionality

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Which is a self-defeating argument, because if it were true, then women who don’t have eggs are functioning exactly as “intended,” and don’t fit this definition of “woman”

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Just being the devil’s advocate here, but do instincts count as intentions? They’re powerful and we’re born with a lot of them. Like, we’re all born to not starve, but also some birds are compelled to pick up large stones and roost them as eggs indefinitely, and others to perform migrations. “Born to survive and reproduce” is biology’s motto but I think it goes beyond that to “born to do as others do”. And if we extend that to gender roles, I can see how with the inherent variation in biology some people will be born to perform an alternative gender role just like I’m compelled to pursue the same gender.

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One internet search later:

https://patient.info/forums/discuss/born-without-ovaries-634173

There are cis women born without ovaries.

Thus Lea the bigot is disproven.

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I think she already knew, why else would she mention the people born with the intent of holding eggs (whatever that means).

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