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Something that finally rhymes with orange(sh.itjust.works)

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LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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Oi

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Covenant@sh.itjust.works
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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Everything rhymes if you mispronounce it!

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Ephera@lemmy.ml
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Nothing more boring than a perfect rhyme…

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Covenant@sh.itjust.works
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Yeah if i read it, the most of what he is saying doesn’t rhyme in my head.

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justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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We’ll surely avoid scurvy if all eat… an orange

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Blueshift@lemmy.world
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Well… I guess the song is over then…

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iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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Trim the sails and roam the sea!

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VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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Went to scuttle a few ships. Arrr, orange and hand was photoshopped in.

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Zanshi@lemmy.world
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Honestly the door hinge is the first one that comes to mind because of a stupid cartoon I watched as a kid, that tried to remake this rhyme in Polish.

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Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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I’m sure the lektor gave an outstanding performance

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SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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I’ve been staring at this picture for ten minutes but just can’t understand the joke, so I’ve saved it to a folder marked “Business” for further research

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klemptor@startrek.website
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LeAnn Rimes with an orange

LeAnn “Rimes with Orange”

LeAnn rhymes with orange

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BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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Thank you. I never would have gotten that

I also really struggled with the old “Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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Whoooossh

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Nora@lemmy.ml
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That is the most perfectly round orange I have ever seen.

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motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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Carl pilkington wya

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