96 points

Gee I wonder if that young fella is experienced enough?

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Don’t worry, he’ll have Hillary Clinton as a running mate.

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8 points

at LAST. it’s finally #HerTurn

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She was technically right that it was her turn. She won the popular vote. The American people chose her. The only reason she wasn’t president, is America isn’t a democracy.

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22 points

If he’s into tariffs he’ll do great probably

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69 points

If they want to bring him back they gotta go full on dystopian cybernetically augmented leader because that man is one sneeze away from a fatal stroke.

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29 points

He needs a golden throne

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20 points

“Hey, I’ve seen this one before. It’s a classic.”

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1 point

“We can all have a little war crime as a treat.”

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12 points

We all know what comes after that supreme court ruling…

ARRRRROOOOOOO!

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51 points

Honestly, if Trump wants to change the laws for a third time, that finally allows the Trump x Obama battle xD

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27 points

No the rule he had drafted was written in such a way that Obama wouldn’t be allowed.

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13 points

Who cares, its not the laws apply to them in any way at all.

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3 points

laws for thee, not for me

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3 points

now I’m curious. did it say “only a white male president can run for a third term”?

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17 points

The rule would allow a third term for only presidents who served two nonconsecutive terms

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4 points

I do not think they will pass a constitutional amendment, so if Trump runs this will end up in court. I would like to see SC struggling to handle Obamas and Trumps case together.

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Alito’s opinion would do enough mental backflips that we could harness it as a dynamo to power the whole world.

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2 points

Republicans accidentally solving climate change arc HERE WE GOOOOOO

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Usually they just ignore the courts and do what they want, but in this case it would be difficult to actually hold a nationwide election, even a sham one, because it would require enough of the states to cooperate and put him on the ballot. The only way he stays in is if he just refuses to leave or if the SCROTUS says that Trump is President for life because reasons.

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I dont think that is as far-fetched as you.

So, I am not great with numbers, but if we go by electoral college results from 2024 (using 270towin.com), significantly more states voted red in 2024 than blue; 31 red, 19 blue. 20 states have been red since 2000, vs 15 states (and DC) blue since 2000. My point is that the Republicans have an entrenched advantage. Annnnd of course this is why they would fight tooth & nail against reforming the electoral college.

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2 points

It’s not the same without Michelle

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1 point

God the Republican SEETHING

Now I kind of want it to happen.

#MakeDroneStrikesLiberalAgain

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38 points

You know, that fella may be just Republican enough to be the Democratic nominee.

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4 points

Slide to the right, slide to the right. Crisscross! Everybody clap your hands.

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38 points

Now that everyone has been reminded about trump, the dnc can run the same candidates from before and people will know to go with it this time, right?

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35 points

Hey, how about run better candidates? You’d think losing to the worst human being in existence would suggest trying something new.

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26 points

Hey, Trump may be shipping Americans to El Salvador, but worst human being in existence is a bit of a stretch.

After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

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After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

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6 points

Don’t forget that time he wore a tan suit! Or when he didn’t wear an American flag pin that one time. What a commie.

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He then showed his true colors, just how much he despises the hard working American people and how badly he wants to live in Versailles

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10 points

Nah let’s swipe Jeb Bush from the GOP

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13 points

I’m sorry, but this era of old white men has got to stop.

Liz Cheney. It’s her turn.

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Joe really knew how to handle trump. When trump yapped and yapped, Joe basically just went “dang man, can you shut the fuck UP” and it worked for a term 🙏

And then came Kamala

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Sure, but his brain was soup by 2024. That’s kinda the main reason people are pissed with the Dems, because they hid this until Joe shit the bed for millions to see — during a debate, no less.

Kamala’s campaign was mostly failed by bad advisors: Clinton staffers and James Carville types who hadn’t won an election in 20 years, they were the ones who made them triangulate, not break from Biden on policy, and even move to the “middle” by getting the Cheneys to tour with them. They retreated the “weird” attack and “we’re not going back” slogan, even as people kept using the former online and chanting the latter at rallies.

They ratfucked her campaign about as hard as Trump is now ratfucking the country.

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Yeah it is the candidates that were the problem, sure lol

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Nobody wants to be a candidate for the left. Have you seen what we do to people we like. I’ve seen people here calling Jon Stewart a fascist. We cook our own alive. Republicans have files on every possible candidate. We have no loyalty. Imagine a hockey team where every player physically and verbally abuses every coach they get. At some point nobody wants to coach your team

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Damn right we aren’t loyal to politicians. Are you looking for a leftist Trump? Jon Stewart is not the “left” so I’m not sure why you’re mentioning him at all.

The left is not looking for a coach. We are hiring an employee.

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Lol

I’d rather join The Resistance than The Collaboration.

The fuck are they going to do now? Keep defending the new status quo?

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4 points

Just another turn of the ratchet.

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4 points

You joke, but can you honestly tell me this place wouldn’t be full of people making trolley problem ““arguments”” about the obviously correct choice to make?

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One track is made from subgrade steel and has a risk of derailing the trolley. The other is filled with explosives and shrapnel. Do you change the track?

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I change it to whatever track I’m on. Komm, süßer Tod!

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