“The Male doesn’t care about mating, and will find an appropriate provider for the service at the appropriate time. The Male is currently focused on feeding - anything between him and the refrigerator will face his wrath.”
ETA: Typo.
Whenever I hear anyone refer to women as a females this is instantly what pops in my head:
“scared and unfuckable the male retreats to his chambers.”
Ahhhh the narration of my every night. :P
Sorry, but you were beaten to the punch on this one! Someone posted it last week.
Sorry, going into the extended universe now that you brought this up…
Don’t you mean body type A or body type B? Also, follow-up question to that, which one’s type A and which type B?
i’d find it hilarious tbh