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“The Male doesn’t care about mating, and will find an appropriate provider for the service at the appropriate time. The Male is currently focused on feeding - anything between him and the refrigerator will face his wrath.”

ETA: Typo.

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11 points

I didn’t have a wraith… 🥺

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6 points

No, but have you ever had a typo?

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6 points

Never heard if them. Are they good?

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9 points

Dude has a wraith. He could at least try fucking that ghost.

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20 points

Whenever I hear anyone refer to women as a females this is instantly what pops in my head:

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“scared and unfuckable the male retreats to his chambers.”

Ahhhh the narration of my every night. :P

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Sorry, but you were beaten to the punch on this one! Someone posted it last week.

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4 points

Rats.

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6 points

Male or female?

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Sorry, going into the extended universe now that you brought this up…

Don’t you mean body type A or body type B? Also, follow-up question to that, which one’s type A and which type B?

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i’d find it hilarious tbh

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