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So dumb, we don’t believe in Satan either.

Except Mr Satan:

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How do you do that with Jam? Like physically I don’t understand. I’m lucky if a jam only ends up on the toast and not on the counter on the way to the toast. It a messy bitch

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Put a handful in your mouth and use your lips like a rectum

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Squeeze bottle, I think.

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Oh dang it I wrote Santa again.

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Then you have to cover it up with a whole bowl full of jelly.

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The guy can’t read. It clearly says “satin”, as in bed sheets.

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Here I thought it says “Satah” as in … Uh … I don’t know actually.

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8 points

Who is going around offering people jam on toast?

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Atheists

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Touchè.

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