So dumb, we don’t believe in Satan either.
Except Mr Satan:
How do you do that with Jam? Like physically I don’t understand. I’m lucky if a jam only ends up on the toast and not on the counter on the way to the toast. It a messy bitch
Oh dang it I wrote Santa again.
The guy can’t read. It clearly says “satin”, as in bed sheets.
Who is going around offering people jam on toast?