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I propose renaming him to Ben Chapitau. Much more suitable for a clown.

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Apparently it’s snowflake night on Lemmy.

Edit: She’s apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.

Double edit:

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Them tits ain’t woke.

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Don’t make ben relatable

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They woke me the fuck up.

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8 points

Definitely not.

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4 points

Shame. Damn shame.

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3 points

Don’t go spreading my Bible

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[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

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“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”

Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…

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Is that supposed to be read or read?

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Depends if you are in a fugue state.

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That’s a cute little hat you’re wearing Mr. Shapiro (read in Mr. Feeny’s voice)

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https://youtu.be/qo-7o2re9Ig

And that’s what they want. And that’s what they’re going to do. And that’s what they want.

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Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?

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I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn’t.

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Both things could be true.

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I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It’s like a theme with them.

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He must since he doesn’t fuck his wife.

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Oh, he fucks her, she’s just dry as the desert.

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3 points

At least once

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2 points

Dude is sub incel.

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83 points

If evil, then why hot?

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Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

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That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.

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How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.

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The Debil has the hottest stable.

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