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If reincarnation is real. I want to be reincarnated as a cat who is owned by a middle class family.
Whenever I have that thought, usually when I see my cat rolling around on the floor just loving life, I always end up with the follow-up thought that I would have to lick my own butthole to clean it.
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They have different sense of taste, so it may just taste like chocolate peanut butter whip to them.
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