70 points

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62 points

In my 40s:

  • Bought a home last year, still not paid off.
  • home isn’t far from the beach but, due to the previous tsunamis, there’s not much to do there near where I live.
  • make more than 6 figures (but not in USD and not 6 figures in USD after conversion).
  • I am the chef. And the gardener.
  • Fuck tesla (I have a kei car (going somewhere with wife or buying farm supplies), motorcycle, and pedal-assist ebikes)
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36 points

In my 30s:

  • a broken e-bike
  • debt
  • almost 2€ on my bank account
  • a burnout
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8 points

Almost through my 40’s and I’ve:

  • Had three decent careers that each abruptly laid me off without warning.
  • Had a home and lost it.
  • Had a car and lost it.
  • Had parents and siblings and lost them
  • Had health and lost it.
  • Had good credit and lost it.
  • Had tens of thousands in savings and spent it on family members with cancer. (They died anyway.)
  • Had a drinking problem and lost it, so hey score one!
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Yeah, I got laid off multiple times, lived out of my car, and have a bunch of health problems. The drinking problems also came because of the former (and mental healthcare in the US) and caused/worsened some of the former. Hang in there!

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27 points

As the saying goes “I was once young and poor but after decades of hard work and perseverance I am no longer young”

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10 points

I lived, I laughed, I ate avocado toast.

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26 points

Nobody, not even me, want’s my wildest dreams to become true. Moderate dreams - Now we’re talking!

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8 points

I’d take the smaller dreams at this point.

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2 points

What about nightmares?

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1 point

Seems like that’s where we are headed

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20 points

I’m not gonna lie I read this as I was heading to bed and it kind of ruined my mood not because of anyones fault but because it’s true. what the fuck do we work for ?

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19 points

To further enrich the ones who are already rich. I’m sure it will trickle down any minute now.

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2 points

Remember when we could afford eggs.

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1 point

Exactly, we push the money ball up hill so rich people can dam it off and let some trickle down.

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