I was born with feet in the 1st percentile of the population and they stayed that way even despite getting taller. Now every shoe shopping experience is awkward af.

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You know it’s become a personal beef when you know the trade name of the device that insults you.

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Haha yes indeed. You don’t know me Brannock device! Some men have footlets and that’s okay.

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Some men have footlets and that’s okay.

What an odd childrens book this would be.

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Insta-ban from Moms Against Liberty.

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I think the word is “footsies”. /s

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Wow dude, that’s crazy. Like, in a cool way.

My great-uncle was very small when he was born - the family story is that he used to sleep in a shoe box instead of a crib until he was almost a year old.

Probably not your shoe box, though.

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Probably not your shoe box, though.>

Oh no, you didn’t

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Haha bro thanks. And you’re right my shoe box would be too small for any baby!

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Maybe the one from Slingblade

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Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade.

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I had a girlfriend who had the inverse of your problem — her feet were far too large for shoes aimed at women. She ended up becoming friends with a bunch of drag queens, and finding that the specialist store they got their shoes from was the best place for her

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Okay Hank Hill.

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Peggy Hill!

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I have this problem, but width only, not overall size.

I just wear men’s shoes, and even those are wicked hard to find. There isn’t really a category of shoes for my size (not big enough overall for drag shoes to be right, but far too wide for normally sized women’s shoes - I wear 6-8 [brand dependent] 4EW in men’s) and I’m not willing to spend a fortune on shoes to have cute custom ones made, so men’s shoes and sandals are my options. Boring.

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Did you call her L?

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Same here, and now our seven year old is already a size 3, like OP.

I’m 6’3 with what I thought were fairly small feet at 10.5/11. OP’s on a whole ‘nother level, but hopefully saves a lot of money on sneakers at least!

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AFASS - Assigned Female At Shoe Store

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…i shop women’s shoes when i can; they generally offer a much wider selection…

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And they’re so much more comfortable, it’s ridiculous. It’s like the shoe industry decided, several decades ago, that men don’t want comfortable shoes.

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Comfort or pockets

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Lmaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣💀

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Do your feet hurt a lot? It sounds like a lot of pressure on a small area

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Good question. You would think but my calf and foot muscles are quite strong to compensate for what I lack in foot surface area. They do get sore after a long day but nothing too crazy.

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I guess weight is more important than height for that maybe. Tall often means heavier but not necessarily.

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The foot is a lever. A shorter lever has to bear less load.

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Uh, no, that’s actually the opposite of how that works. Pressure is force per area, and torque is the cross product of force and length (at right angles). The smaller the area, the higher the pressure. The smaller the foot, in this case, the harder the muscles have to work to create the same torque (or moment). #ThanksForAttendingMyPhysics101TEDTalk

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The smaller the foot, in this case, the harder the muscles have to work to create the same torque (or moment).

That’s backwards, a shorter lever arm requires less force. If you had a 10 foot long foot, you’d have to have insanely strong calf muscles to stand on your tip toes, because how far the load is from the fulcrum.

torque is the cross product of force and length

Correct. The force at the end of the lever is your body weight. A longer foot thus exerts more torque on your ankle and requires more calf muscle to move. Longer arms don’t make chest flyes easier, they make them harder.

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The foot bears more than 100% of your weight because it is cantilevered. The greater the cantilever, the greater the multiplier to the weight.

You’re arguing that a small foot has a small contact patch. But we need to be able to shift all our weight to our toes, and that contact patch is more a function of the width of your foot, not the length.

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That would be relevant to the calf muscles, but the lower surface area of the feet means higher pressure in terms of psi or pascals.

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Yes I can confirm that there’s more pressure on my feet if my wearing out kids shoes every 6 months is anything to go by. They are not designed for a man of my height and weight!

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