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I was an only child so I had to do both.

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You’re still here so, good job! 👍

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60 points

one of your kids is smart, the other is a scientist

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The average Republican voter is the scientist?

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55 points

If the first child is intelligent and a competent designer, then the second child will be safe. There are no issues here. Just 2 children who trust each other.

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56 points

My sister told me I could fly after watching Peter Pan. I could not fly.

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43 points

Skill issue

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Sounds like you didn’t believe you could fly.

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11 points

They believed they could fly, and they touched the sky.

Unfortunately they then touched the ground and the ground touched back

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Tink sends her regards 💥💥

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10 points

Roof or bunk bed?

Got my brother off the bunk bed but mum caught us before he could try roof.

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If you ever think you can fly: start from the ground.

Good advice for children and drunk people.

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12 points

If … that word carries a lot of weight with random children’s ideas

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7 points

Intelligent and competent designers fail A LOT, but they keep trying to find a way to fail the least

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4 points

“If not duffers, won’t drown. If duffers, better drowned.”

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3 points

competent designer

It’s a child. How competent can a child be?

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38 points

I was the younger brother. I was “willing” to do a lot of things I knew were bad ideas.

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My younger brother tried out all of my inventions. He was “willing”, which really meant he never knew what I was asking him to do until it was too late.

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I definitely remember hearing “Here put this helmet and [thick] jacket on”… “Stay there and wait” etc

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That is how it do be sometimes.

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