20 points

They need to spice these up, it’s getting repetitive. How about “Pavement suddenly accelerates upwards, killing top Russian economist; police blame window.”

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Well it is true, in Soviet Russia ground hit you!

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Except for children and the elderly, fatal falls from windows are not all that common it would seem. Most places.

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Darn. Wasn’t the Economist I was hoping it would be.

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That’s what you get for being honest about your economy in Russia.

I wonder if she completed the customary two shots to the back of the head suicide ritual that is all too common with wealthy Russians 🤔

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That line…

“She fell out of the window of her apartment, unfortunately, it was not possible to save her, the injuries she received were incompatible with life,” the source said.

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That caught my eye too and made me laugh. I’m guessing it was something lost in translation.

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You might think that but it’s actually established parlance

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incompatible_with_life

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Sounds like ‘head separated from body’ or alike injuries.

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5 points

More likely she braced her fall with her skull, but her neck muscles were inadequate to the task of keeping her alive. I think Russians need to start putting in cybernetic shock absorbers.

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I just wanted to give an example of an injury incompatible with life. /u/emzili@programming.dev thankfully linked the Wikipedia article onto the definition of the fixed term. From the linked Wikipedia article total body disruption might be a possible trauma caused by

a fall at terminal velocity onto a solid surface or water [.]

The injury you suggested probably doesn’t count yet, as it’s not ‘evident’ enough to be incompatible with life.

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Worst case of being cut in half I’ve ever seen

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